The Wolfspeak Monster

It had lanterns for eyes!
A banner for a tail!
Hooks in place of teeth!
Columns for legs!
Daggers were its feet!
It had a mug not a face!
And a cranium for a head!
Its ears were radars!
Its body a carcass!
And a boa was its neck!

It was the Wolfspeak Monster!
It hid in herds of horses
In packs of wolves
And worse no-one seemed to notice!

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Idea from a chat with .

For those who don't get the joke: you suck! lol jk. Its a parody of the so called wolfspeak or purple prose in forum RPGs where people start calling stuff by poetic names but overdo it to the point you don't even know what they are talking about anymore.